shlongadongdong

Cock/Penis

D-I have a massive shlongadongdong

Z-god my shlongadongdong is so heavy

L-people keep asking to see my shlongadongdong

by Huesinay July 10, 2022

shlonghurst

Best YouTuber Ever. if you are subscribed to this king then your bellend drags along the floor

Look at that mans hog. Definitely a Shlonghurst Subscriber

by JimmySavilleWillFixItProper July 13, 2022

Shlong

Heaven on earth. Slides in and will make you creamy.

" Damn bro heaven is really a place on earth, because I love your juicy shlong.

by mermistasbluehair July 14, 2022

shlong

slang for penis

Yo bro your shlong is massive and juicy.

by longschlong_1 September 29, 2022

Soong

The last name of a fictional family from the franchise Star Trek, often used in usernames as a quick way to identify someone as being a fan of the android Data, a character also from said franchise. Although he is not the only one who comes from this family, he is certainly the most well-known and liked. He is portrayed by Brent Spiner, along with most known male members of his family. Members of the Soong family include but are not limited to:

Adam Soong, geneticist and founder of Soong Dynamics
Persephone, genetically created child
Despoina, genetically created child
Persephassa, genetically created child
Persephatta, genetically created child
Prosperina, genetically created child
Artemis, genetically created child
Kore, the only successfully genetically created child
Arik, last known geneticist of Soong family in the 22nd century.
Jaya, adopted augment child
Lokesh, adopted augment son
Malik, adopted augment son
Persis, adopted augment child
Raakin, adopted augment son
Saul, adopted augment son
Udar, adopted augment son
Yavar, adopted augment son
Noonian Soong, one of the Federation's leading cyberneticist
Juliana Tainer, assistant, Soong-type android and ex-partner of Noonian Soong
Altan Inigo Soong, reclusive scientist and Noonian Soong's biological son
B-4, android prototype
Lore, first semi-successful Soong-type android
Data, successful Soong-type android
Lal, Data's child
Dahj and Soji Asha, Data's twin neural progenes
Spot, Data's pet cat

Data Soong is my favorite Star Trek character! His actor, Brent Spiner, sure is very talented!

by Data_Soong November 3, 2022

Shlong

It’s The Perfect Size Cock, It’s Thick And About 6.5-7 Inches. It’s Smaller Then A Shalong But Taste Amazing, Just Like A Shalong. It Will Make You Shake And Fall Off The Bed And Squirt All Over. You Will Drip Cum Out Your Perfect Tight Gapped Hole And Shlong And Be Liquified Perfect

Daddy Says Young Son; Can I Taste And Feel Your Shlong.
Young Son Says; AHYA Daddy I Gonna Jackhammer Your Booty Hole Like I Banging The Concrete And Face Fuck Overflow Your Mouth And Make You Moan All Night And Making You Shake And Looking Like Frosty The Snow Man Filled Up.
Daddy Says To Young Son; FUCK YES PAPI DO IT FROM THE SUNRISE TO THE NEXT SUN RISE DIG AND PLOW ALL AROUND SEXY YOUNG SON PAPI.
Young Son Say; Ok Daddy Kong, And Bends Daddy Over All Around The House In Every Position And Overflows His Creamy Milk Shake In Daddy Cave And Makes Sure He Cannot Walk The Next Week makes Daddy Shake And Squirt And Eyes Go white Like BROLY From Dragon Ball Super Young Son Turns Daddy Into A Vanilla Frosty From Wendy's.
Daddy Says To Young Son; PAPI SON OHHHHH YAAAA HAEDER FASTER DIG IT IN ROUGHER SEXY PAPI FREAKY MONKEY EXPLODE IN THERE STOMACH DEEP FUCK ALL THAT CREAM IN AND FUCK IT OUT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AHHHYAAA OHHHH YAAAA FUCK PAPI SON AHHHYAAA Slow Down Papi son It’s to much AHYA
Young Son; Daddy you booty hole drippin ocean milk everywhere you licking it up after I am done Get your head back in the pillow I Ain’t Slowing down until I finish my exploding VANILLA creamsicle
Daddy says to young son; Yes My Sexy Amazing Papi monkey son get freaky wild unleash your inter most freak And Go BERSERKER
Young Son Says; If You Wish Daddy Freaky Love Toy.; Prepare For Impact!

by Donkey Kong Flawless November 11, 2022

Shlong

Noun. A mullet; short in the front, long in the back (sh-long). A haircut typically worn by a dickhead.

Randy has the greasiest shlong I’ve ever seen.

by Scrout Shredmondson November 19, 2022