scorpio

a Scorpio is a 2 faced bitch who skips class bc they think its cool, is secretly hated by everyone and who will do anything to be popular

penny is a Scorpio "great"

by grace peneoply March 21, 2021

smophie

A kind, humorous, smart, confident person who knows a great amount and is respectful, responsible and loyal.

Sam: Smophie, I can't believe you got a 100% on the math test. Congrats! Im so happy for you!
Smophie: Thanks for your support girl! What'd you get?
Sam: Oh, I got a 91. Its not bad, although I would have loved to get an 100.
Smophie: Oh thats great! I'm sure you'll get an 100 next time. You're super smart.
Sam *blushes*: awwww thanks

by Shmammy&Co. April 18, 2021

Smoopsies

When you suddenly have to poo more frequently and in smaller amounts than usual. Most likely nothing to worry about!

Man I woke up this morning and had the smoopsies! Barely had time for breakfast.

by W0RDV1P3R April 24, 2021

Scorpiopath

Portmanteau of Scorpio+Sociopath. The best way to describe a Scorpio is Walking Temper Tantrum. They're the only sign that's simultaneously codependent and emotionally distant. Can be frequently heard saying things like "There's a lot of noise coming out of your face right now" and "You hurt my feeling." Examples include Gordon Ramsay and Hillary Clinton.

Jesus fucking Christ, Amy you're such a Scorpiopath. Is there anything you actually like about me or do you just keep me around as your whipping boy?

by GiantNinja42 May 30, 2021

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by Scorpionfix June 9, 2021

Scorpion Kiss

When you slather hot sauce on your lips and eat somebody out.

“Hey, homie, last night I banged a chick and I pulled a scorpion kiss on her.”

by drowningtoaster July 3, 2021

smonpins

Beautiful, extravagant, gorgeous, the way to describe someone when they're just so awesome you can't put it into words

I want a smonpins in my life

by Vincey_vinceh July 4, 2021