tuna skeet

masturbating onto your friends tuna sandwich to give it the appearance of mayonaise.

"did you tuna skeet on my sandwhich?"

by tuna skeet February 9, 2009

skeet flakes

Skeets flakes is the when you try to clean off the dry skeet off of something without water, producing skeet flakes.

Dude I skeeted all over my girl last night and when I woke up I put my fingers through her hair, nastiest thing when I took my hand out, I had a bunch of skeet flakes in my hand.

by Brendenks February 9, 2014

Skeet Jesus

When I person wanking, they blow their load onto a wall or bedshet, or your best friends mom. It makes the appearance of Jesus Christ himself.

Chip made a Skeet Jesus on Matt's mom!

by Holyswagness December 31, 2013

Lemon Skeet

When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.

Roger did a lemon skeet last night.

I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

skeeted then yeeted

Having a one night stand and then kicking them out.

I found this bitch on tinder with creamy thighs, I totally skeeted then yeeted her out my window.

by jeast123 January 14, 2020

ya skeet

a hybrid of the Paul Brothers and Lil John for all those hardcore fourteen year olds making straight plays

ya skeet that was totally lit bros lets hit it again

by bforbitches January 22, 2018

Skeet Ulrich

The daddy of all daddys in the film industry. Most known for roles of Billy Loomis and FP Jones.

Person 1: I loved Skeet Ulrich in Scream, he’s so hot
Person 2: Who’s Skeet Ulrich..?

by cherikshipper101 April 6, 2023