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Shrek

The chadest of chads. A god on Earth. The true definition of peak physique. The one we all look up to. The god of gods. Simply put, the definition of perfection. No one can be perfect. No one can be Shrek.
Wow! This cake is Shrek!

It's perfect
by ShrekJoemama January 16, 2022
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Shrek

lord fuckwad is extra freaky for fiona, but shrek the almighty dont take shit lighly he bitch slaps fuckwad at the wedding cuz shrek has infite rizz like that. i live for shrek, i worship him every day and pray that i get his hunkyness and rizz. shrek is love shrek is life
shrek is daddy, shrek is my daddy, not yours
by SHREKS SEXY SON December 31, 2022
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SHREK

SHREK IS AS YUMMY AS MYSELF
MMMMMMMEEEEE SHREK TASTES GOOD
by defenitly not wesley November 30, 2020
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Shrekking

When you take two stalks of celery and a piece of broccoli, put the celery in your ass, do a handstand and put the broccoli in your mouth. And you look like shrek with his pants down
Y/N: Dude i just tried Shrekking!
Noah: Fucking weirdo
by DundeiEh March 29, 2024
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You're the Donkey to my Shrek

This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.
Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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Shrek

A unit of time - approximately 1 hour 35 minutes (the length of the movie)
Wow, that concert went for so long!
Yeah, it was like 3 Shreks long!
by PPratty February 24, 2020
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Shrek cum

Cum that comes out of your penis
“Yoo Jamal want some shrek cum?”
by Evanglaser March 1, 2022
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