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shrek

A sexy green man with a sexy green penis that penetrates its victims filling them with onion cum.
timmy: shrek got me last night...
billy: fuck i think im next
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Shrek

A movie that is loved worldwide across the internet. The movie is about an ogre named Shrek that lives in a swamp. Suddenly, he meets a donkey, named Donkey. Shrek then finds his swamp suddenly being populated by fairy-tale creatures. They explain that they were forced to go to Shrek's swamp because of Lord Farquaad. Shrek and donkey then go on a quest to meet Farquaad, but are then forced to go to a castle to save a princess named Fiona. They then save her. Fiona then goes to Lord Farquaad's wedding, but then Shrek comes right before they kiss. Farquaad attempts to get rid of shrek, but then Donkey arrives with the dragon. The dragon eats Lord Farquaad and then Fiona reveals herself as an ogre to Shrek. Then they end up married.

The film has even gotten to the point of getting into the US national film registry. It has also won an oscar.
by LeFuckMomento April 11, 2021
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daddy shrek

Omg look is daddy shrek over there!
by Daddyshrekinator October 19, 2019
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Shrek

I'm watching all the Shrek movies 40 times today
by Frase Banane boy June 13, 2018
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Shrekking

The act of putting two stalks of celery up your ass then a piece of broccoli in your mouth, and doing a handstand.
Sarah: "Oh my god david tried Shrekking with me last night, it was SO hot!"
Virginia: "Oh my god babes im like SO Jealous!!"
by DundeiEh March 30, 2024
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Shrek

A unit of time. A shrek is the length of the movie Shrek (In other words, 1 hour 35 minutes). Shrek is a currently unpopular measurement system that will hopefully grow to be used across the world during this decade
Son: "Mom, when will dinner be ready?"
Mom: "In half a Shrek, son." (47.5 minutes)
by Salmonellq April 26, 2020
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Shrek

A massive green ogre who resides in a swamp with a donkey, scaring anyone who'se got the stupidity to set foot in it.
Ogres are like onions -Shrek
by BubbleBob_ June 8, 2022
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