Grocery Shopping

Any vacation to an undisclosed location taken for complete enjoyment and maximum relaxation.

Adam: Hey, if any of my friends come by, tell them I'm grocery shopping for the next three months.

by Scorpios August 21, 2008

Shipping

Short for relationshipping. The act of pretending that two characters who have never talked to each other will suddenly fall in love. Often followed by disgusting fanart and b-list fanfiction.
Very popular among fandoms, especially the Marvel fandom.

A synonym for cancer.

"Shipping is cancer."
"The marvel fandom is full of idiots and gay ships."

by dankessss June 30, 2018

Shopping Cart

A Mitsubishi Evolution and Subaru STi Impreza.

Look @ the shopping carts w/ turbo that came stock so the idiot that buys it doesnt have to spend money on it.

by Ginger Bonehan March 13, 2008

bacon-slapping

A game played by sneaking up on an indivial and slapping them.

Rules include having to shout "BACON SLAP!!!" before striking the person. If the indivial being tricked mimics the sound of bacon frying before he/she is slapped, the slapper must pull his/her nose back and snort loudly like a pig.

Bob played a new game called bacon-slapping with his friend at work. When Bob had to snort like a pig because he lost the game everyone laughed.

by brody brono October 8, 2006

Slapping pancakes

when a girl masturbates

What is she doing?
Slapping pancakes.

What would you do if someone walked in on you when you were slapping your pancakes?

by Robin91 April 4, 2009

mattews shopping list

when you give somone a blow job in a store when its open

"dude i just got a mattews shopping list in walmart"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

Urban Titty Slapping

Urban Titty Slapping is a modern sport in which participants must approach an unsuspecting female stranger (preferably with large breasts), cup her breast with one hand while the other hand repeatedly slaps her breast. The participant must run away before he or she can be held accountable. 1 point is awarded for each Titty Slap, multipliers are awarded if the breast is exposed while slapping and in cases where the titties being slapped are magnificent.

In an amazing milestone in Urban Titty Slapping history, Adrian scored 20 titty slaps in a row and received a multiplier of x3 for slapping an amazing titty.

by DukeyBoy April 18, 2012