dankessss's definitions

Politics

The root of all cancer.

Friend: So who did you vote for?
Me: Hillary, obviously.

Friend: 0MG U V0T3D F04 H1ILLARY THE DEMON SNAKE WOMAN OMG I HAET YOU GO DIE KILL YOURSELF DIE IN A FIRE
This is why I hate politics and political discussion.

by dankessss August 14, 2018

Shipping

Short for relationshipping. The act of pretending that two characters who have never talked to each other will suddenly fall in love. Often followed by disgusting fanart and b-list fanfiction.
Very popular among fandoms, especially the Marvel fandom.

A synonym for cancer.

"Shipping is cancer."
"The marvel fandom is full of idiots and gay ships."

by dankessss June 30, 2018