Swiss Shart

When you have holey underwear, and you lay a creamy fart, and you make a racing strip on your pants

Dude, where did you get that vertical brown line on your jeans? Bro, I ate too much chili, and Swiss Sharted myself!

by Samboni63 May 7, 2011

albino shart

When you shove cocaine into a persons bumhole and they fart it out. The person who wants the cocaine will then sniff it whilst it's in mid air.

Lucy was desperate for her next cocaine fix, so Bill went ahead with the albino shart.

by MajorasShart September 14, 2013

safety-shart

When one is 90% sure they are going to fart but there is an outside chance they may shart, so just to be safe they seek out the nearest toilet.

If you'll excuse a moment, I have to go make a safety-shart. I don't want a repeat of what happened last week when I shat my britches.

by m.c. phatback July 8, 2014

Cover Shart

When a band does a cover of a previously great song. But does it so terribly that it ruins the old version.

I used to love Metallica's song "One", but since Korn did a cover of it, I can't listen to it without practically crying. A prime example of Cover Shart.

by Somedudenamedbruh February 28, 2015

decoy shart

A fart that sounds like a shart but isn't wet.

Dude that was a decoy shart thank god!

by JackenTheBox April 20, 2017

great white shart

When he splooges in your asshole and you fart and the cum shoots out of your ass as great white shart

Stop cumming in my ass Dad! I can't stand these great white sharts!

by cock locker February 25, 2018

Cunt Shart

A wet queef. A very wet, drippy, sloppy, slimy, stank ass queef. Usually results in a queef stain.

Lori oughta be ashamed, that bitch cunt sharted all over herself! She had to go home and change her clothes!

by flyinryan914 April 16, 2011