Satch

As a noun - A loser, weak, wimpy guy. As an adjective - When a person acts like a Satch, they are being Satchy. Created by Craig Mueller at the DKE house at Hamilton College @1991, when he described Noah as being the King of all Satches.

When T. Russell said "I love this song!", he was a big Satch. It was one of his satchiest moments, among many.

When Pickels asked Mueller what Satch meant, he said "Look in the mirror."

by romad July 29, 2004

Seth Rogen

Hilarious canadian comedian with the best laugh ever

Seth Rogen is the master

by Brad Boomer April 13, 2009

satchwell

Shakespearean reference for local deviants who prey on scabby slappers. Derived from the expression "Is your thatch well" (nob rot from skanks being quite common in ancient times).

taken from a "Tale of Two Titties" ..

"lovely jugs my dear, 's atch well ?"

by Sportbilly September 16, 2004

seth curve

When the penis has a severe curve and almost points directly back toward the sac.

Effn Seth Curve!!! I have to Rollover to Pull-out!!!

by them an and is ghurl October 19, 2006

Seth Apodaca

an unintelligible thing, he walks through life in a manor that is all his own. A deep thinker. Someone that is easy to be aroud. Someone who is all their own. Someone that enjoys coffee cigarettes and things that most people will miss. A mass of atoms buzzing around at the speed of light. A sleepy dirty kid. Don't mess with him.

my brother, their son, our friend, Seth Apodaca.

by samsqamch October 18, 2010

seth

absoute dick. seth is a guy who will have sex with his 60 year old french professor at Williams College. I am from Williams College in Williamstown, MA.

Hi seth, do you want to have sex today? I am a french professor at Williams College.

by adamfaulk November 29, 2017

Seth

an ugly ass fucking weasel that can’t get a girl because he’s that ugly

seth is really ugly

by courtney 0331 June 1, 2018