segal

English Teacher plays favorites.

eric:i hate segal, she failed me
daniel:lachine sucks
eric:all i ask is for a pizza!

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

seal the deal

When a straight guy does something that convinces everyone who's watching him do it that he's officially gay (or gives everyone the right to call him gay from them on).

Dude, John... You're already wearing a dress from the last bet. Kissing Adam right now for another 20 bucks would just seal the deal.

by Alexander0000 October 28, 2008

wet seal

When a girl juggles your balls on her nose like a seal.

Juggle those mofos beeeyotch!!!

by Dez Nutaz December 11, 2003

elephant seal

a fat girl who plays water polo and qualifies as a "polo hoe" and likes 10 different guys named mike

Angela is an elephant seal, because RIA said so.

by nicnac215 December 24, 2006

Factory Sealed

Alternate way of saying you or someone else is a virgin.

Tonard - Did you get laid last night?
Kaslo - Na, I'm still factory sealed.

or

Domimic - Man you see her, she's a beauty.
Uranium - By the way she walks, she's still factory sealed.

by MugenEinhander December 26, 2008

Barking Seal

When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.

Yo! Last night was crazy!!! Gave this girl a barking seal! She was squealin like a pig!

by Brylon713 September 6, 2010

sealypuss

Totally cool. It's used when the person is acting like a diva...and she is!

Wowza.... I never noticed it, but Eliana is so sealypuss! I mean, she is sooo cool!

I bet that girl is NOT sealypuss- she has a bunch of diamonds and never wears them!

by KoolKatz12098 October 20, 2012