seldissidis

fallen under the unlikely and very terrible scenario that u r goin bald and there is nothin u can do about it, u have been diagnosed w/ seldissidis
-OR-being obsessed or trying to keep it real with the graduating freshman of of 2006 when u r indeed a 36 year old middle aged fuck

"yo dawg!" "u kno ur gunna hafta take this bullet G...just messin w/ ya playa" Seldess explaimed. I told him to go fuck his finger b/c he was indeed a victim of seldissidis

by Dr. Vaginal File Cabinet June 25, 2003

Selfie

You take a picture of yourself usually making a weird face

Sarah was taking a selfie in school

by xmilisnotonfirex February 19, 2015

Australian Selfie

A self-made picture of yourself, but "down under"; specifically referring to the vagina.

I asked my good fried to take a picture of her pussy with her smartphone and send it to me, and she said "oh, you want an Australian Selfie".

by Likesittrimmed December 22, 2014

cheeky selfie

A saucy little image thats a bit naughty but nothing is on show. For example, a boob pic with nipples covered.

Can I have a cheeky selfie babes? 😏

by ScorpionGirl December 19, 2017

SelfDiss

When you diss yourself or talk bad about your self. You might not realize it but others may

John:Hey man, I'm a low life
Bob:Why are you SelfDissing your self

by Detective RooTz March 14, 2010

Selfie

A 'selfie' is when the photographer is also the subject of the photograph, usually accompanied by a kissy face, or an obscene peace sign gesture. They will often be posted to a social media site e.g. facebook, twitter, instagram, etc.

"Did you see Beiber's selfie on facebook?"
"Nah, gurl, ain't nobody got time for dat!"

by ModernThesaurus December 17, 2013

selfier

a fancier term for selfie portraits OR a common misspelling of "selfie" when the "R" is accidentally pressed after the last "E."

social network title "selfier along the highway while driving"

by misertrollisms May 2, 2015