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Google-Screwed

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.
Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.
by Ace of Kent March 30, 2022
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Keep on screwing

Something an old crackhead called Cathy will say to you after almost being ran over by some lip in a car near to a care home in central Birmingham (may also happen outside a nursery with a name that kind of rhymes with tittle nipple, but this is rare). The phrase will be spoken when the crackface opens their legs outside an old dirty phone box, and tries to smooth talk you. Usually followed by a loud cackle. This strange sound is the crackholes mating call. If the crackbum says this phrase to you, run away to the nearest off license and buy some fruit gums.
Charlie Help! There is a crackhead walking towards me!

Kaid Hopefully some lip will run her over and save us!

Cathy Keep on screwing!

Both Aaahhh! Kill her!

Cathy You lips! KEEP ON SCREWING!

Both Disembowl her dead corpse!
by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020
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Screwed

When your Knowingly and deceptively Imvites her not Inappropriate friends over When you’re going through a breakup and need to get drunk with the inappropriate ones
Amy really screwed missy and emily by inviting these goody two shoes over
by Screwed big time May 22, 2020
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Neverending Screw

A kind of mindgame you can play on someone when they do you dirty, when you want to mess with them, or just for fun.
It can make them feel guilty for something they didn't do, overthink, make them question their reality, and/or completely screw their mental. And the best part is... it'll keep replaying itself in their mind over and over and over again.
My ex cheated on me and then tried to accuse me of cheating! I'm definitely going to pull a neverending screw on them and run circles around them.

"She really put me through a neverending screw, I think I need therapy now."
by spiritualhorror August 27, 2023
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Screws

A term usually used as an insult, meaning uncool, and is commonly refered to as a synonym for gay.
The opposite of nails.
Guy: That guy has nice abs.
Guy 2: WTF you're so screws.
by dinomoo March 1, 2011
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Sternum screw

Also known as a "titty fuck", while the man thrusts between the woman's boobs he is grinds her chest (sternum).
I loved a good sternum screw. Her tits were so big and juicy.
by Gwuthie August 4, 2021
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screw

it's just like sex, but with a different word
guy: hey let's screw!
girl: ok!
they went to the bedroom
by godEn0moto September 11, 2019
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