She said I could rub her feet afterwards

What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.

Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.

by QuacksO August 6, 2025

dolly said

Anything you want to say that should not be credited to you.

Dolly said that addiction is actually dependence when it does not disturb your functionality.

by nullthefirst June 2, 2022

I said NOT to do it

What they are doing to me is illegal it violates harassment law and they aren't actually protecting kids and they are doing I regardless of whether or not I'm working more or less than them and it has nothing to do with. What Rick is talking about when uses his No True Scottsmen fallacy to describe me creating AI is talking about what I did in my personal free time and his intent is to harass me about the fact that I have yet to be paid and when one of the customers tells him "Come on Rick, that's enough" what she is talking about is the harassment that she knows that he is doing. And when an old lady cracks her head on the flood and we need to call an abundance, that is proof that he ain't doing it because he just cares so much about human life that he thinks people who threatens kids need to be harassed or he gives a fuck about women or something. And, it isn't even that I make his life harder. I actually am only there to make his job easier. That is why I am on the schedule. And it's not analogous to how I treated Noah. It's the exact same as how I was treated AT THE OTHER JOB. Except instead of a mentally retarded molestee it's by a mentally retarded fat bald possible molestee. I'm not actually keeping track of who is getting molested and who isn't. The only way for that retard to be better than me is for me to murder your kids. And that's what he wants.

Hym "I said NOT to do it. I told you what you would likely think and that it was going to backfire. Unlike you want whatever happens to happen. In which case it's like Soul Eater. They are the meister and I'm the weapon. THE ULTIMATE WEAPON! I'M LIKE WONDER WOMAN! I'M THE GOD SLAYER!"

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

That's what grandma said

Similar to the phrase that's what she said except that it refers to an old grandma in an sexual comment.

Betty: I like being on top the most.

Shaun: That's what grandma said!

by Axel Grimm July 3, 2011

I said a joke not a poem

I said a joke not a poem is a popular frase from Jacksucksatlife.He asked the person to say a joke but they said a poem and he said that.

Jack:Say a joke.
Person:Roses are red ,violents are blue , i love your vids, pls dont ban me.
Jack:I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM!!!!

by TheOfficalEverzo April 18, 2018

That's What She Said

A phrase used to point out something that if out of context, would be sexual. It originally derived from "The Office."

*near the Empire State Building*

"It's so big!"

"That's what she said-"

by i'm very cool, i promise August 11, 2021

Like the poet said

A phrase used to jokily articulate or emphasize something you said, which was most definitely not said, ever, by a poet.

Friends talking:
Friend 1: "yeah dude, it's gonna be fkn LIT, like the poet said
Friend 2: "what poet said that?"
Friend 1: "common dude, it's a saying"
Both of them then burst out in joyful laughter

by Lillekuriboi June 6, 2018