The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.
Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.
Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*
Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi
I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.
Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*
Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi
I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.
by Haluci-N8 November 21, 2019
Get the Wrapped round the axlemug. The Table around which The Sociopathic CEO's, SVP's, VP's
with their JD's, CPA's, MBA's, and 4.0GPA's sit for their morning meeting to discuss how to Screw their Customers/Clients out of their money without having to do anything to earn it.
with their JD's, CPA's, MBA's, and 4.0GPA's sit for their morning meeting to discuss how to Screw their Customers/Clients out of their money without having to do anything to earn it.
The Big Round Table where high level meetings are held at any large firm especially but not exclusively The Legal, Financial/Banking Companys.
Brewery Co. Meeting: VP says "Hey Guys if We add a gallon of water to every barrel of beer We could increase production 3% Nobody would be the wiser."
Bank CEO: I have an idea "If We tell customers what a great idea it would be to help them save by moving a dollar from savings to checking everytime they use the ATM they will think We are doing them a favor. Reality is it will make the checking account almost impossible to ballance so we can get those overdraft fees up."
Brewery Co. Meeting: VP says "Hey Guys if We add a gallon of water to every barrel of beer We could increase production 3% Nobody would be the wiser."
Bank CEO: I have an idea "If We tell customers what a great idea it would be to help them save by moving a dollar from savings to checking everytime they use the ATM they will think We are doing them a favor. Reality is it will make the checking account almost impossible to ballance so we can get those overdraft fees up."
by Jotojoe March 19, 2013
Get the The Big Round Tablemug. "Im so glad im not friends with lucy anymore."
"Why?"
"Cause she's a pussy-go-round. She's got no self-respect."
"Why?"
"Cause she's a pussy-go-round. She's got no self-respect."
by Joynerfan February 1, 2022
Get the Pussy-go-roundmug. Parlance used by serial entrepreneurs and wealthy individuals to suggest something expensive / contentions is inexpensive / non-contentious to them.
by GIP2017 May 3, 2018
Get the Round of drinksmug. In boxing, a cruising round is when a boxer slackens off on any offensive actions which are taxing on the body.
Ali's cruising round against Foreman was necessary for Ali to rest a little bit while continuing to tire Foreman out.
by JCA/Bremerton August 1, 2024
Get the cruising roundmug. A short but handsome male who secretly reciprocates feelings toward another male coworker and is also involved in fornication activities with another coworkers mother.
by bham69420 January 2, 2023
Get the The Round Bearmug. by Decatur359 August 1, 2016
Get the Tote-a-roundsmug.