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Wrapped round the axle

The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.
Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.

Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*

Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi

I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.
by Haluci-N8 November 21, 2019
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The Big Round Table

The Table around which The Sociopathic CEO's, SVP's, VP's
with their JD's, CPA's, MBA's, and 4.0GPA's sit for their morning meeting to discuss how to Screw their Customers/Clients out of their money without having to do anything to earn it.
The Big Round Table where high level meetings are held at any large firm especially but not exclusively The Legal, Financial/Banking Companys.

Brewery Co. Meeting: VP says "Hey Guys if We add a gallon of water to every barrel of beer We could increase production 3% Nobody would be the wiser."

Bank CEO: I have an idea "If We tell customers what a great idea it would be to help them save by moving a dollar from savings to checking everytime they use the ATM they will think We are doing them a favor. Reality is it will make the checking account almost impossible to ballance so we can get those overdraft fees up."
by Jotojoe March 19, 2013
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Pussy-go-round

A woman that will sleep with anyone, including her best friend's husband.
"Im so glad im not friends with lucy anymore."

"Why?"

"Cause she's a pussy-go-round. She's got no self-respect."
by Joynerfan February 1, 2022
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Round of drinks

Parlance used by serial entrepreneurs and wealthy individuals to suggest something expensive / contentions is inexpensive / non-contentious to them.
“We’ll just knock that building down, its a round of drinks”.
by GIP2017 May 3, 2018
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cruising round

In boxing, a cruising round is when a boxer slackens off on any offensive actions which are taxing on the body.
Ali's cruising round against Foreman was necessary for Ali to rest a little bit while continuing to tire Foreman out.
by JCA/Bremerton August 1, 2024
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The Round Bear

A short but handsome male who secretly reciprocates feelings toward another male coworker and is also involved in fornication activities with another coworkers mother.
Dave is The Round Bear
by bham69420 January 2, 2023
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Tote-a-rounds

A child or children that are still young enough to be carried around; Fairly young children.
That woman has tote-a-rounds. (Two small children clinging to her )
by Decatur359 August 1, 2016
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