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Goon Roulette

When a group of male friends get together and masturbate into a bucket until all of the recipients have ejaculated into the said bucket. The bucket is then mixed and donated to a sperm bank. The sperm is then randomly selected by a woman seeking pregnancy by aid of the sperm bank. The sperm is randomly selected from the bucket, and the winner (or loser) of goon roulette is the father of the resulting child.
Hey Jack, me and the fellas are gonna play goon roulette. You in?
by TheMysteriousFella May 6, 2024
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grade roulette

No more than two separate parties text their grades on a specific assignment or test to one separate third party person. Then that person tells the each of the two parties who's was higher. Whoever that party was wins the ability to jerk off on the other's futon.
Travis, John won grade roulette with you, so he gets to jerk off on your futon.
by Captain Josh Sparrow August 1, 2016
mugGet the grade roulettemug.

Mexican Roulette

Travel for ANY reason to the country of Mexico.
You’re playing Mexican Roulette with that vacation to Mexico!
by Chitown winner March 15, 2023
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Floridian Roulette

Players surround a Lazy Susan atop a Kitchen table or large coffee table. One player is tasked with placing one dose of any myriad of snort-able intoxicant or nasal encumbrance in a neat and otherwise indiscernible pattern affront each participant. The wheel is spun, and each knowing and willing party is given the option to experiment with the unknown specimen that has befallen the space in their immediate vicinity. The last one to remain at the Laziest of Susan, collects the bounty of the fair market value of the combined specimens consumed.
“I’ve already been on a Crab boat in the Bering Sea.My next Thrill in Life; I heard about this thing called Floridian Roulette….its Like Jumanji without all the celebrities. It takes five people, two to four prescriptions, and whatever crystalline powder we can concoct in our bathtubs.”
by Pygmy PieRisHoar January 1, 2022
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click roulette

Anything random you decide to click on.
Usually referring to the random low-view count videos you will occasionally get recommended on YouTube.

Could be of varying quality, hence the "roulette".

Sometimes will introduce you to hidden gems, which is how largely unknown music gets boosted by the algorithm (see: Mariya Takeuchi - Plastic Love, Casiopea - Mint Jams, Condor44 - db, etc.)
"found this insane japanese reggae song via click roulette"
"Today's click roulette, do I dare check it out?"
by ShuttyD March 26, 2025
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fentanyl roulette

When six friends get together and snort a line of cocaine but one is laced with fentanyl
The group of friends thought it would be fun to play fentanyl roulette at the party, but didn’t realize the consequences
by Tacius December 20, 2024
mugGet the fentanyl roulettemug.

human roulette

When 5 or more men of different races cum in a jar and then inject the semen into the a female's pussy, thus not knowing who is the father and race.
Hey man you going to the game on Saturday?
- Nah man I gotta do a human roulette that day.
by wakeup_julian September 24, 2020
mugGet the human roulettemug.

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