Ron Weasley

Basically everyone as a person

“Are you Ron Weasley?”
“You are very stupid everyone knows that everyone is Ron Weasley,”
“Unless you are Hermione Granger,”

by lawnmendes April 28, 2021

Ron Weasley

Literally the hottest ginger ever he’s so underrated

Person 1: Harry Potter is the hottest character

Person 2: Nah Ron Weasley is the hottest & he’s so underrated

by kinkyweasley February 14, 2022

Friend of Ron

Friend of Ron - code word for identifying a fellow conservative in a liberal setting. References adherence to the values of Ronald Reagan.

I'm pretty sure Ric is a friend of Ron.

Really? I imagine that's tough for him in New York.

by KLFREE August 14, 2021

Sleepy Ron

Another name for the governor of florida

Man 1: where’s desantis at?
Man 2: oh you know sleepy Ron, always asleep at the wheel

by NyxonGate December 29, 2021

L Ron Gardner

Excrement with a texture approximately of Type 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool.

I ate three Big Macs in a row, and within 45 minutes I had an explosive case of L Ron Gardner

by A Respected Authority November 22, 2020

Ron

A fat israeli dick that won't follow the jewish eating rules or shit, a guy that talks to all the teachers in order to get good grades and actually succedes. Someone that has a chin as big as a cow and a moustache that will grow to being like Hitler's. A guy that always wears a combination of red, blue, and black. Sometimes he brings a blue shirt and thinks he's cool.

Let me bite you Ron!

by iamanapplepen April 3, 2019

The Ron Coe Plan B

When there are no sheep available, you bring home a heffer. This can be human or cow, dealers choice, and the heavier the better.

Jake: Hey! Did you end up fucking that sheep last night??
Ron: No I had to go with The Ron Coe Plan B!

by adtr160 October 23, 2017