reptarded

A guy who messes with snakes or lizards and gets bitten, preferably by something venomous, and looks like an idiot. Or a guy who is really into snakes or a pseudo-snake expert wannabe who handles a dangerous snake and gets bitten, or even almost gets bitten.

The so called snake expert guy reached in the cobra cage and got bitten. Completely reptarded

by ahundredhurts November 23, 2014

Retarded Badger

Darren O' Callaghan

Darren O' Callaghan is a Retarded Badger of epic proportions

by Steven.E.M May 28, 2011

Retarded

All my stupid followers and followings who look after the meaning of their stupid names here in this ducking dictionary and then posting it on their story.

Oh look at that guy/girl! Such a dumb! Ewww. So retarded

by Kiarash bhm August 16, 2018

Retarded

You

You: lol lemme search retarded next
*searching*
*found*
Retarded: you
You: im sed now :'(

by K1NGKA1 May 30, 2018

Retarded Caveman

Before anticipated intercourse (anally, orally, vaginally, etc...), you shave off all your pubic hair. If you do not have a large amount, please ask your partner to chip in. Place the collected pubic hair into a baggie or something to keep it safe during sex. Immediately before ejaculation, place penis or vagina on the forehead of your partner. Proceed to let the bodily fluid spew between their hairline and their brow. Once finished, use a soft paintbrush or tissue to smear or paint the fluid on the forehead in an even fashion. When you have good coverage, place the collected pubic hair onto the area. Ask you partner to hold still until dry.

Damn! That girl's hairline is so low, she looks like a retarded caveman!

by Seattle Hammer Man October 10, 2018

Retarded

The person who just looked for this word in Urban Dictionary.

If ure readin' dis u retarded

by A normal person in a planet March 5, 2019

retarded

Tobias Mccullum

“He retarded as shit must be Tobias slow ass.”

by realassbitchwhoonlyspeakfacts. June 27, 2019