Adjective: When instead of vanquishing their opponent when given the opportunity, the evil persona begins monologuing they life story, thus allowing the hero the time and knowledge to defeat them.
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"Mike, you're a fucking asshole. He goes to the gym right after his night classes. Atleast he's trying to improve himself. You know, man. I haven't said much 'cause it's not my place, but I'm pretty sure Jessica left you because of how much of an insensitive asshole you've become. And honestly, it's making it hard to be your friend aswell. But we've been best friends since 5th grade. Ride or die, bro."
"Not that, dipshit. I was talking about the drink he was holding."
"Mike, you're a fucking asshole. He goes to the gym right after his night classes. Atleast he's trying to improve himself. You know, man. I haven't said much 'cause it's not my place, but I'm pretty sure Jessica left you because of how much of an insensitive asshole you've become. And honestly, it's making it hard to be your friend aswell. But we've been best friends since 5th grade. Ride or die, bro."
"Not that, dipshit. I was talking about the drink he was holding."
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