Someone who is to poor to get a regular colonic in which they use the jet streams from a hot tub to siphon water in and out of ones butt.
Kara: Michelle I have a really hot guy taking me out on a date tonight. Do you mind if I come over and get a Redneck Colonic from your house real quick?
Michelle: Yes I do.
Michelle: Yes I do.
by SaltyIguana January 21, 2010
You're a redneck skank
by RedneckSkank April 26, 2017
The act of being so angry that you lose all self control and ability to make rash decisions, especially while driving.
Person 1: Man, that guy got so mad when he got stuck behind us going the speed limit!
Person 2: He was straight salty!
Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!
Person 2: He was straight salty!
Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!
by breepauljohn July 08, 2013
Bubba: Where you going for Southern Speed Dating this year?
Jim Bob: Weez all headin to The Redneck Mecca.
Jim Bob: Weez all headin to The Redneck Mecca.
by BadSeedSam January 13, 2022
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by bald freddie mercury January 05, 2022
(noun) When you think you hear thunder but you see no lightning and realize that it was just the engine of a large jacked-up truck. This happens commonly in the south.
(hears crackling sound) "Whoa!" "We should get out of the pool man, it must be storming. "
"Nah man, it's just redneck thunder, a bunch of people are headed to the mud bog. "
"Ah ok, we're fine then."
"Nah man, it's just redneck thunder, a bunch of people are headed to the mud bog. "
"Ah ok, we're fine then."
by guyinredshirt June 28, 2014