raped idiot

In the world of Internets, a phrase uttered after publicly ridiculing an individual/group by using their stupidity or foolishness against them.

Guitar Hero is the only reason I started learning how to play a real guitar, actually.

--TipperQueen(raped idiot)

by SMILETIME January 31, 2008

midnight rape

when a person wakes up in the middle of the night and decides to pleasantly surprise their partner by giving them amazingly good oral sex.

Ryan: I am so tired today!
Babs: Why is that?
Ryan: Because you midnight raped me last night!

by nfr October 22, 2010

Rape Cape

Obviously a cape worn when doing a rape, often accesorised with a Batman esque utility belt for storing essentilal raping tools.

Stuart : Check out that fella's cape.

Joseph: I bet he's off to do a rape

Stuart : What makes you say that

Joseph : That's a rape cape he's wearing!

by Cape Rapist May 31, 2010

Trade Rape

To be taken advantage of in a most foul way while playing fantasy sports.

According to the FX show "The League", it is when a completely lopsided trade offer in a fantasy sport is accepted. It typically opens happens to n00bs.

Person 1: I just pulled off a sweet deal in my Football league.

Person 2: Nice, who'd you get?

Person 1: I got Jamarcus Russell and traded Peyton Manning.

Person 2: Dude, you just got trade raped.

by MarWash November 20, 2009

Rape gaze

When someone on g+ posts a non smiling, deer in headlights pic to get you to look at them...usually sexually.

Me: +Matt Makowsky you're a creeper.

MM: no, that's just my rape gaze.

by Candyqtpie March 26, 2013

Knife Rape

Knife raping is when you get a knife and stab ya boi so much it's like your raping 'em.

Arnold Clock knife raped his wife.

by Bepsei March 26, 2018

Rape Card

When a woman has consensual sex with a man and regrets it the next morning. So instead of owning up to her mistake and claiming responsibility she claims to have been raped. This negates any responsibility on her part and any attempt at insinuating the innocence of the man is considered misogyny/victim-blaming.

Jill had sex with Jack, despite being in a relationship with Steve, last night. She knew Steve would dump her and her friends would give her grief for it when they found out so she played the Rape Card and told everyone that Jack raped her. Everyone hugged her and told her how much they loved her and were there for her. Meanwhile Jack had to drop out after being ostracized on campus and is now facing criminal charges because everyone thinks he's a rapist.

But whatever at least no one thinks Jill is a slut!

by Wiggles_OHallahan July 18, 2013