Ranch on pizza

Ranch on pizza is seen as disgusting and trifling but people eat that shit anyway because there nasty asf

Person 1 You eat ranch on pizza???

Person 2 yup
Person1 eww you nasty asf

Person 3 that disgusting

by Who speaks the truth February 26, 2022

Ranha

Amazing person. Always there for u. Sassy and a boss bitch <3

John - "omg ranha is there"

Max - "oh yeah, i wanna date her. Shes a boss bitch :)

by sexyy bitchh <3 April 17, 2022

rachael hundsley

An amazing woman who makes me smile. She has an wonderful personality and great sense of humor. You are very lucky if she gives you her time and attention.

Rachael hundsley is amazing

by AlmightyZodd January 23, 2023

trouser ranch

Noun:The end result of a blow job, particularly when given by a sorority girl, or offered as an alternative to foodstuffs.

"Every time I order french fries that Jimmy is always offering me his damned trouser ranch."
"C'mon, baby, don't you want some trouser ranch with that?"

by Kemmy G August 10, 2008

nipple ranch

When you jizz on the nipples and you wipe lettuce all over it. Substituting it for ranch when you broke as fuck. (Usually you make the partner eat it all)

Suzie wanted a salad but we were out of ranch, so we made nipple ranch instead.

by Cotton Picker 69/420 April 21, 2016

Jolly Rancher

(n.) A hard, sweet, confectionary that is prepared in multiple flavors including cherry, blue raspberry, and watermelon. An American favorite, the flavor is said to be quite delicious it can mask the flavor of most secretions during vaginal oral stimulation although it can be lodged into the pussy during the eating out process and can cause future problems.

Male: Hey sorry I was sucking on a jolly rancher while I was in there and I think it got stuck.

Female: Fuck it, do whatever you have to do.
Make: Ok. Going back in.

Female: Ouch!

Male: WHAT THE FUCK!?! *retch*
Female: What are you fuckin' screaming at?! And why the fuck am I bleeding?!

Male: *retch* I found the jolly rancher and I bit into it and it squirted! *retch*
Female: Shit! I knew I couldn't trust the guy at the rave last week who said he'd no warts.

by whothefuckcares October 9, 2016

diamond ranch

a big ranch. you know, like a farm. a diamond ranch.

i need to head over to the diamond ranch before prom

by kereo April 28, 2017