purple dolphin

Slang for a big black nigger dick.

"Look at that bitch, she obviously rides the purple dolphin."

by King_Of_Krell December 30, 2007

Purple Ferp

A purple dinosaur. Usually seen after dark.

Barnie is a big juicy Purple Ferp.

by Baconator69 June 24, 2011

purple helmut

The head of a penis. The knob, the top of a skin bishop. Spear and magic purple helmut.

Your purple helmut was swollen from excessive tugging. Spear and magic purlple helmut were ready for action.

by Le Pickle Le Kisser February 22, 2007

Purple Pistol

The act of slapping a girl in the face with your penis (similar to a russian tattoo so hard that your penis breaks in a perfect 90 degree angle and bruises.

"Man I mean't to give that girl a russian tattoo, but I ended up with a purple pistol."

by All Mighty Muffin Lord February 22, 2009

purple-headed pussy poker

Slang - Amer. - penis (usually circumcised)

Guy #1: So then what?
Guy #2: So then I broke out my purple-headed pussy poker and hit that like a porn star

by StBill August 30, 2009

purple Stanley

the act of shitting into a condom, freezing it, and beating someone up with it

Tom was being a dick, so Joe purple Stanley'd him.

by John0428 March 7, 2011

purple trumpet

The male version of blue waffle

awww man i woke up this mornin looked down and saw i had purple trumpet

by Jakeywakey68 July 18, 2011