A Penis so small that during intercourse the recieving party cannot tell if it's been Put In.
The aggression an owner of a Putin displays is multiplied by a factor of 1 for every inch under 6ft in height. (Example: 5ft 1in = Aggression X 10)
The aggression an owner of a Putin displays is multiplied by a factor of 1 for every inch under 6ft in height. (Example: 5ft 1in = Aggression X 10)
"I was wondering what was taking so long, but it turned out he had a Putin."
"Vlad is upset he has a Putin, so he decided to invade Ukraine."
"Vlad is upset he has a Putin, so he decided to invade Ukraine."
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Get the Putin mug.Easily the worst person in the entire world that's currently alive. You could argue he's worse than Hitler and he's without a doubt worst than Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping combined. He ruins his own country and other countries at the same time.
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The russian president, also a bitch who wants Ukraine's land back, and started a war with them for no reason.
"Vladimir putin has started a war against Ukraine and says: if any other countries get involved everybody will see bloodshed like none before"
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Get the Vladimir Putin mug.Principle established during the Trump Adminstration, this theory states that one should not make unnecessary logical assumptions and that the answer to a problems is often the Russians. The application of its principles are commonly used in modern politics to incite fear in the people towards a targeted opponent.
“Why is there not toilet paper?”
“The Russians!”
“Why are people so mean?”
“The Russians!”
“Why is Orange Man bad?”
“The Russians! Russians! RUSSIANS!” (Putin’s Razor)
“The Russians!”
“Why are people so mean?”
“The Russians!”
“Why is Orange Man bad?”
“The Russians! Russians! RUSSIANS!” (Putin’s Razor)
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Hey Pierra while them fifty cats be tryin to jump up On that fish that be hanging from your nipple . IM HUNGRY ... I’m lighting that shit up with this here lighter and we gonna have is some suppa. Me and you gonna enjoy this putintayna
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Get the putintayna mug.1) the science of trying to explain an autocrat's intentions and mindset after an event that brings into question whether that autocrat is acting rationally
2) a tendency to weak or delayed action amongst states responding to a nuclear-armed aggressor state that creates an intentional international conflict
2) a tendency to weak or delayed action amongst states responding to a nuclear-armed aggressor state that creates an intentional international conflict
1) Vladimir Putin's statements during his televised meeting with his security council last night triggered extensive putinalysis amongst Western opinion media and government officials.
2) NATO appeared putinalyzed after Poland offered to transfer its MiG-29s to Ramstein airbase for onward transfer to Ukraine.
2) NATO appeared putinalyzed after Poland offered to transfer its MiG-29s to Ramstein airbase for onward transfer to Ukraine.
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