Red hot pubes

When your pubes itch so much you feel ants biting your genitals.

Damn I got red hot pubes rn!

by tobaiasfunkeee January 16, 2017

crusty ass pubes

Its when your asshole hair is so crusty you can feel it, Usually happens when you take a shit and you wipe and wipe yet somehow your ass still feels uncomfortable and crusty

person 1: bruh why you fingering yourself
person 2: i aint I got crusty ass pubes

by Ea, lord of depths August 5, 2018

Rubik’s pubes

When your pubic hair becomes so tangled and knotted it becomes painful to walk and nearly impossible to solve the puzzle of untangling them.

Hey Bruv, you’re grimacing every time you stand up or take a step. Have you got rubik’s pubes? I usually down a bottle of scotch then get my missus to rub some conditioner into them and softly comb them.

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019

last chapter of puberty

The part of puberty where your d*ck grows

Omg! Luke had his last chapter of puberty!

by roselikespussy November 10, 2019

pumpkin spice pubes

A basic bitches gay ass is hairy and smelly!!!!!!

"Shes got a case of the pumpkin spice pubes"

by holyballsshesdead! March 13, 2022

Pube Eater

One who eats another's pubic hairs.

Joe was having sex with Frank all night! He ate his pubes. What a Pube Eater!

by Ricky B May 13, 2005

pube face

Someone who wants to grow a mustache but cant, so he glues his pubes to his face.

His mustache is frickin HUGE! It covers his entire face!!.... wait a minute.... Thats not a mustache at all!! It looks like more like a pube face

by DeuceBug April 1, 2009