chain-poking

This is where someone on facebook will constantly poke random people because it has become somewhat of an addiction

John: i wish mary would stop chain-poking she has poked like 50 people today

by ufcgaz December 21, 2010

Persian Parking Spot

A vacant parking spot that is among the closest to the entrance of a destination location.

This parking lot is full, but I hope I can find a Persian Parking spot.

by PrinceOfYogurt October 30, 2011

sport porkin

the act of chasing women as if it was a sport with different rules such as betting on the first one to have sex with a girl.

The act of sport porking has two unwritten rules (until now):

1. Go Ugly Early

2. No girl looks ugly with my dick in her mouth

Guy 1: hey dude how ya been? You seen the new girl from the dorm?

Guy 2: Yea dude, shes hot. I would do terrible things to her...

Guy 1: Me too, wanna make this interesting?

Guy 2: You talking about sport porkin?

Guy 1: Hell Yea!

Guy 2: THE GAME IS AFOOT!

by GCruz December 30, 2011

bear poking

When a fat hairy bodied bald man (the bear) aggrivates a muscular homosexual man resulting in an anal rape response

during and after a fantasy football league the bear taunts the homosexual man for the poor performance of his team while at a party and when he excuses himself to the men's he is followed and bear poking ensues

by LMAO observer December 31, 2011

turdle poking

When your big fat shit sticks its head out of your body . Letting you know your running out of time till you shit yourself.

I can't make it to the store I have some serious turdle poking going on .

by coopnuts August 7, 2012

duck poking

When you put on a yellow plastic duck bill and then poke your gf right in the pooper.

Yo homie I was duck poking the literal shit out of your mom last night!

by Casssass February 28, 2015

Overnight parking

When a man falls asleep whilst docking.

Liv: should I spend the night?

Chase: overnight parking?

Liv: you know I’m down

by 0fficer May 30, 2018