poor mc

when someone, usually a male who goes by the name of jai, is feeling down or is short a bit of money, he is known as 'poor mc'

"Alice isn't in a bra, that's gotta upset jai"
"Poor mc!"

by imperialpigeon2 August 22, 2017

Poor Man's Payday

A mix of peanuts and candy corn that yields a flavor reminiscent of a Payday candybar.

Time to get more candy corn; I just ate the last of my Poor Man's Payday.

by Copyname March 11, 2019

poor banker

A hobo that asks you to "deposit" your money to his "bank" instead of you depositing your money somewhere else.

broke kid: *sees a thick pocket* Ayy lmao wanna deposit your money? 100% of your money goes to my benefit!
rich kid: No mate I'd rather go to wells fargo.
bystanders: Crikey! $That poor banker got a run for his money!

by watdafuq January 8, 2019

Poor

Non airpod users

hey man you got those new airpods from Apple.

Other person: na man I’m poor

by The real pro skater 2019 January 14, 2019

project poor

a: a state of unwealth caused by working on too many projects at once
b: a state of being unable to build wealth due to excessive projects

"I can't go to the movies this weekend. I'm project poor."

"I've got at least half a dozen projects going at once. You might say I'm project poor."

"He'd be rich... if he wasn't project poor."

by B.K.B August 16, 2018

poor

people who's headphones have wires

"hey that guy over there is so poor he isn't even using apple headphones."

by Jaden Mckenzie January 29, 2019

get poor

Refers to when someone who has usually been "financially comfy" encounters an unexpected downturn in da ol' budget-department, and therefore is no longer able to "live da soft life" for da time being.

I suggested that my fairly-affluent neighbor consult my local "running on a shoestring" mechanic friend for lower-priced auto parts, but he somewhat-snortingly replied, "Well, yeah --- I could do that if I didn't mind dealing with a crook." Well, naturally, I felt kinda shocked and hurt, since the low-income junkyard-owner whom we were alluding to had always "used me good" --- he and his family were smilingly friendly, often gave my rides around town, and always let me use the office-phone in his repair-shop to make local calls in the days before my folks had a telephone of our own. But then just a few weeks later when I'd gone to make a phone call at the garage, I saw that this same somewhat-snooty neighbor had indeed stopped over there to see about a cobbled-together pickup truck that my friend was selling --- oooooohhhhh, did he ever look disgusted and humiliated to be even setting foot on this "lower-class" dude's property! I felt really glad that he apparently never observed me that time, so that he wouldn’t feel even MORE embarrassed that I knew that he had in fact eventually gone to try doing business with this guy, but at the same time I did feel a slight urge to gloatingly waltz out and sarcastically giggle to my neighbor, “So --- ya actually DID come to see this ‘crook’ after all, eh??? Kinda makes ya wanna think twice from now on about trash-talking other folks like that, eh? Ya never know when ya might ‘get poor’ and hafta go see them after all, eh??"

by QuacksO September 15, 2018