Poon Smack

Smacking or whacking of the female poon-tang. (created by jack not Ben)
I gave your mom a poon smack last night.
by Jack March 07, 2004
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poon

although having excess body hair, a poon is someone that still scores with hot chicks.
drew was at a party with bree and chelsea, took off his shirt and woke up the next morning with the two of them. he had realized he had gotten the name poon
by drew March 09, 2004
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poon

Noun, and Verb- Short for harpoon. Also, the act of har(pooning) something or someone.
Yo Mike, we are going on a whaling trip this weekend, you in? HELLLLYAHHHHH MAN, AND I JUST GOT A NEW POON!
RIght on bro.

Hey, ill poon your ass.
by Jay Money October 19, 2006
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Poon Dip

One whom is a pussy. Someone that will do anything at the cost of his friends to attept to get some poon

A guy that fails so miserabley at getting puss, officailly becomes a Pun Dip.
"Do you want some chips to go with that poon dip?"

Dude, you will do anything for some puss, you pun dip lil bitch!
by USDJON November 11, 2006
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teeny poon

a sexy, slutty teenage girl who wants to fuck you
Don't go near that teeny poon. You'll go to jail!
by Anonymous June 13, 2003
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poon jab

An excuse to use the word "poon"
Dont poon jab me!
by Himura May 30, 2003
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poon-tank

Derogitory term for the bitch you're fuckin.
Man, 'dats my poon tank callin, I gotta take this.
by N Dog February 20, 2005
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