Mcdonalds apple pies

The apple pies that come from the fast food chain mcdonalds. Typically they are two for 99cents and people buy them to eat one and have sex with the other.

Tony got two Mcdonalds apple pies and one was to eat and the other was for his meat.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

cherry pie

a virgin's pussy

by Nate June 6, 2003

Pierce

A name generally given to extremely lucky males. People graced with this name are very talented and are exceptional in everything they do, and are generally noticed for it. Sports and arts abilities come easily to them due to their extraordinary minds and very capable bodies. People with this name get along with others very well, particularly females; this trait is also attributed to the fact that a Pierce is usually good looking. If a person has this name the chances are that they are an extremely smart individual, and are probably better at everything than you. If you are defeated at a task by a Pierce then don't bother trying again, you will never ever win, ever. Don't be ashamed though, there are those out there who would give there first born son just to know a legendary Pierce.

"Damn, Pierce beat me again today."
"Well, he is a Pierce."

Example 2
"Damn, I saw my girlfriend with Pierce today"
"Dude, it's over between you too now. Don't even try."

by Masterchiefisjealousofme March 7, 2008

septum piercing

A piercing (usually performed with a ball closure ring or horseshoe ring) that goes through the thin piece of skin in front of the cartilagenous division of the nasal septum (between the nostrils)

That person has a septum piercing, i can see the ring

by xxnicoleangelxx December 28, 2008

it's only queer if you're tied to the pier

Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.

HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."

by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008

Pierson

A tall, unbelievably sexy man with a massive shlong that all the girls want to bone. He is a meme Lord and an all round awesome guy that anyone would be thankful to be in the presence of.

Devi: Who is that sexy man over there with the massive bulge in his pants?

Rias: That's Pierson, I would totally bone him.

by Totally_Not_Pierson February 20, 2019

Party Piece

Some exhibition of talent specifically used to entertain at gatherings. Often some goofy impersonation or a strange talent, but may be as broad as a favorite song or poem.

My brother's party piece is his ability to wiggle his ears; mine is singing "Getting Married Today" at lightning speed.

by The Porridge Bird April 22, 2006