groingle percentage

the difference in colour between the skin and the tip of the penis. higher percentage, more contrast.

person #1: My tip is dark pink, almost red, but my
skin is so pale!
person #2: Bro, your groingle percentage has got to be 85 or above!

by chompgiraffe June 29, 2024

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).

What I call homo-sapiens whoa re addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

2 percent

The percent of people in the world that are causing 95% of all of our problems who should be in prison or institutionalized.

If we took 2 percent... put them in jail period...all problems would instantly go away...2 percent would be the baseline...mandatory minimum.

by TheStol August 25, 2025

One-Percenter

A rich person

Hey, One-Percenter! You suck reheheere

by Lost Detached Soul May 17, 2025

One-Percenter

A rich person

YOOOO LOOK AT THAT ONE-PERCENTER *points at the rich dude* HEH, ONE-PERCENTER LOL

by Lost Detached Soul May 20, 2025

Loco-Perpetual Motion

The Theory that any perpetual motion that one comes across is always local to ones location

Loco-Perpetual Motion is a serious thought for one's mind.

by Thadicus Whom Noob December 19, 2025