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Empowering Parents

An American parenting website which advocates techniques amounting to emotional abuse, as well as a worldview which should have been left in the 1950s.
My child's not been behaving like some sort of mid-twentieth-century Puritain, but that Lehman bloke over at Empowering Parents said I should just discipline her and totally ignore the underlying issues.
by Gorillagramophone55 May 20, 2022
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Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!
“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”
by Brown brown September 5, 2022
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Indian Parents

get married because all Indian parents want that for their kids
by aadirox11 September 13, 2022
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Pierogi Parents

Polish parents who moved to America and discouraged their kids from learning Polish or about Polish traditions, leaving their children and grandchildren with no sense of Polish culture other than the existence of Pierogi.
Hey man, Happy święconka! You’re Polish, right?”

“Nah, my parents were Pierogi Parents, I don’t know what that is.”
by Scaredshadows December 29, 2022
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step-up parent

A mother or father figure to a child that is not married to the childs parent.

A mother or father figure that stepped-up to the plate.
I'm here to pick up my son from the nurses office, I'm his step-up parent.
by BoxedCheri February 16, 2017
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The average parent

A parent with two kids of different genders, both fit into the social norm. One child is straight the other isn't. They work a 9-5 job in an office and are able to support both kids.
Jack: "Man, Kayla's parents are such the average parent."
Sarah: "Yeah, I wish mine were like that."
by WiGgLeLiKeAsNaKe October 2, 2019
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trans-not-parent

the cap of the bottle of wine is trans-not-parent, but the glass it is in is.
by FloppyDude January 26, 2020
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