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panic parkour

1) a phrase describing the adrenaline-fueled parkour champion-like moves no one, including you, ever knew you had, in an emergency situation. For instance:

Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT

2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill
I don't like extreme sports or cross fit. However, show me a kid or animal in danger and my panic parkour moves will inspire awe.
by lotusoftheheart July 22, 2018
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Panic attack

Karen had a panic attack when she found out SHE was the manager
by Heyghouls November 3, 2019
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Panic

Pvtwork Tvb
What’s so panic? Fucken pvtwork
by WhatTheBrim November 25, 2021
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Panic

Nah, don't- Don't (fucking) listen to Megyn.
Hym "Panic. Now is the time. There is no other solution. Homicidal rage in all directions. Now."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2025
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april panic shagging

Feeling or better yet busting a nut on girlfriend or family
How did you spend your holiday John
A bit of April panic shagging to my mom
by Midgeplayes October 1, 2018
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Panic!

Fall Out Boy is a good band but if I had to pick a favorite id choose Panic!
by Poisonous Potato July 29, 2018
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1v1 panic attack

A feeling you get during a Fortnite solo match, when it's come down to the top 2 players: you, and your opponent. While searching for or fighting your opponent, your hands begin to shake, your heart starts to beat faster, and possibly breathe heavily. Usually, you shouldn't panic during a 1v1, but it gets to you easily. Once you get that feeling, the only way to stop the attack is to finish the game, either you fire your shots accurately, or you take the L like a man.
No matter what, everytime I'm in a top 2 situation, I have a 1v1 Panic Attack.
by SuperDiamond03 October 24, 2018
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