Bro I have such a panda dick
Terence has such a panda dick, when he sent me his dick pic I thought it was some white guy's dick.
Terence has such a panda dick, when he sent me his dick pic I thought it was some white guy's dick.
by CleverDuck May 17, 2016
Circular pattern of chest hair around the nipples on a dark-haired white guy. Usually when the chest hair is only around the nipples. Named for the way it resembles a panda's dark eyespots on a white background.
The first time I saw Will Clark topless, all I could think was "Jaysus, he's got some serious panda nipples!"
by Mercy March 09, 2006
I panda faced that bitch last night son.
Song: Come on wit dat panda face,
come come come on wit dat panda face
I skeet skeet on dat black girls face,
now now shes got that panda face.
Song: Come on wit dat panda face,
come come come on wit dat panda face
I skeet skeet on dat black girls face,
now now shes got that panda face.
by Tommy Tommy salami October 05, 2010
Candice: Man, Ryan took the rest of the cheese crackers.
Kristen: Wow, what a panda jerk.
Ryan:*offended* Wha-
*everybody throws bamboo at him*
Kristen: Wow, what a panda jerk.
Ryan:*offended* Wha-
*everybody throws bamboo at him*
by LAWLZ OH HEY THERE May 06, 2009
Ashton: "Doooood look at this PornHub video!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"
by MemesNotMorons February 09, 2017
A large presence of law enforcement vehicles. A Panda Parade is often observed on the news when a feckless individual decides that he can evade the police after commission of a crime. This event was popularized by OJ Simpson in 1995 with a slow-speed chase and has subsequently been imitated by many unimaginative and/or inept law breakers.
I switched channels to a rerun of Leave It to Beaver because every major channel on TV was airing the latest Panda Parade.
by Oilrag September 29, 2009
by AliceIn Wonderland September 19, 2003