poor son of a bitch

it's like 'poor bastard' except its son of a bitch
fella 1:I had constipation last night
fella 2: you poor son of a bitch
by EpicGamerJues78 April 16, 2023
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poor cunt

Someone who's extremely down on their luck, having a very rough time in life.
Said with empathy towards the recipient.
Man I was down at the shops earlier, I saw some poor cunt trip over and faceplant... looked pretty serious, blood and everything!
by ozbugga October 04, 2023
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Poor boys toy

The sudden realization of knowing you were so poor, that if you didn't wake up with boner in the morning, you had nothing to play with all day.
So, I heard johnny only had a poor boys toy to play with, since his family couldn't afford to buy him one.
by oneboredguard December 13, 2011
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poor man’s lemonade

did you guys know marmalade is often referred to as poor man’s lemonade?
by xmasanarchist September 21, 2022
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Poor Man’s Yaris GR

Yo bro did you know that your 50k car is actually the Poor man’s Yaris GR
by YarisGR4LYF March 23, 2022
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my poor trotters

A term used to describe your feet
My poor trotters are so sore after too much exercise today
by Anush June 20, 2020
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