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Peanut Crap 

An insult referring to another persons intelligence
(Bob trips over nothing)
Fred: You peanut crap!!
Peanut Crap by TiMdiZzLe April 19, 2008

peanut burger 

a variation of the peanut butter sandwich. However this process involves the use of a burger bun rather than ordinary white/whole wheat/ whatever bread you use.
Child: "Hey Mom can i have a peanut butter sandwich?"

Mother: "Sorry hun, were out of bread"

Child: "Fuck it, ill just have a peanut burger
peanut burger by sHeeeeeeed October 16, 2008

peanut parlor

a name for the person who does not know how to use the phrase peanut gallery properly.

Spelled parlour in Canada but pronounced exactly the same. Anyone who tries to pronounce the u is American or a peanut gallery.

i.e: George Bush is a peanut parlor or Kevin Morgan has peanut parlor ideas, as perceived by Rosie Lines.
peanut parlor by Dr. Grammer March 27, 2009

Peanut Butter Splooge 

Eating something so full of peanut butter goodness and wonder that you in fact jizz peanut butter everywhere.
I took Ben n Jerry's peanut butter cup and covered it in Reese's peanut butter sauce and then covered it in Reese's cups and the first spoon full caused massive explosion of Peanut Butter Splooge.

Peanut Butter Cracker 

A gangster asian, commonly found in the hood parts of japan, but can sometimes immigrate over to the US. not very gangster by American standards. Usually wears a flat brim with skinny jeans down to his/her knees.
Wow, look at that gangster aisan! He's a Peanut Butter Cracker"!

peanut butter and jelly smack

Once you are done fucking a girl one guy puts peanut butter on his dick and one guy puts jelly on his and they both smack her in the face at the same time.
Philip:Hey Joe, remember when we gave that bitch the peanut butter and jelly smack?
Joe: Oh hell yeah I was hard and sticky for weeks!