set ur own bedtime

a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".

guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!

guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime

guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.

by nobody else here October 23, 2017

pump my own dick

Another version of toot my own horn.
To boast or brag about oneself.

I'm not trying to pump my own dick here but caught 3 touchdowns last week.

by TrumplovesPutin May 10, 2017

Smooching my own Coochie

A term for female masturbation. Similar to the male term of beating my meat

"I'll be right out hun; I got to finish smooching my own Coochie"

by Prplskittle April 3, 2019

Brass my own ass

The equivalent of patting oneself on the back, or blowing one's own horn.

Not to brass my own ass, but I aced that quiz, and I didn't even study for it.

by Urban OP August 16, 2018

RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14

Rahul Vaidya is the favorite to BiggBoss 14. He has played the game with his heart. RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14.

RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14.

by Hvash February 12, 2021

Hoisted by your own Piccard

When your own star Star-Trek related actions hurt you in some way.

Bill: The date was going great until I mentioned I like Star-Trek
Jeff: It appears you have been hoisted by your own Piccard.

by The Not So Jolly Giant June 22, 2021

scratch your own balls

To be conceited or promote yourself to an annoying extent or to bring up something you did great over and over again

Carl: if it wasn't for me Rezing the team we would Lost by now

:Joe:way too scratch your own balls twat

:Dante people say I'm breathtaking and they're not wrong

:dan Way to scratch your own balls

by Wilyboi February 13, 2017