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pump my own dick

Another version of toot my own horn.
To boast or brag about oneself.
I'm not trying to pump my own dick here but caught 3 touchdowns last week.
by TrumplovesPutin May 10, 2017
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kick your own cat

Phrase that means take your anger out on your own. Don't hand it (your anger) off onto someone else because you'll only be ruining someone else's day. To take someone's anger out on someone undeserving of it.

The story is: The boss learned that her company lost a client and so angrily fires an employee. The employee has a family of three and a wife to feed. He gets home disappointed, upset, and angered and so yells at his wife because the steak was a little raw. The wife after slaving at the stove for hours becomes pissed. She shouts at her eldest to stop trying to break his neck and do something with his life other than skateboard. The eldest, a regional-winning skateboarder becomes angry and on his way to his room, pushes past his younger brother saying "Watch it buddy, I'm not in the mood." The younger brother, who loves his older brother & practices everyday on his skateboard to be like him, becomes so uncontrollably irate that he goes back into his room, sees his cat sitting on the bed and kicks him.

The point is: You can't control whats going to happen in a day. It's best to think it over for another day. And to save a lot of people a lot of weariness and hard feelings, kick your own damn cat!
"Oh Steve! Just shut up and kick your own cat!" Cindy said. "I was perfectly happy 'til you came in here grumbling like that."
by some guy from the internet October 13, 2014
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RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14

Rahul Vaidya is the favorite to BiggBoss 14. He has played the game with his heart. RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14.
by Hvash February 12, 2021
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set ur own bedtime

a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".
guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!

guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime

guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
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shifted his own stick

"A truck driver who shifted his own stick in the cereal aisle of a Delaware County grocery store then ejaculated on a female customer last month was arrested in Kentucky on Sunday, police said." - Philadelphia Daily News 04/06/2011
by deserthillsguy April 26, 2011
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own a plantation of raisin trees

I work hard and earn a lot. I own a plantation of raisin trees.
by Reek-the-Prick December 6, 2019
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Create Your Own Reality

A phrase aimed to motivate or inspire, often times used in a situation where you feel like the odds are stacked against you, but you do everything in your power to succeed regardless.
Don't give up, you gotta Create Your Own Reality.
by LGR STUDIOS May 23, 2023
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