ground spoon

A term used instead of the word shovel because it’s 1 am and your brain isn’t working properly

person 1: my dad has this old rusty ground spoon in his workshop

person 2: what the fuck is a ground spoon

by thaankspete October 14, 2017

ground weasle

A person who always weasles their out of coming up top to the work front to be "ground guy" Got into the trade through nepotism and has zero skill. Unapologetically shitty at their job and makes you think " how the fuck are they still employed".

Hey Ground Weasle! Got a copy!

Yeah its totally fucked... looks like the gound weasle was here.

by Andy Snifterbum October 5, 2023

pants on da ground

Pants on da ground,duh

yousa pants on da ground

by LegenadryLegend21 December 28, 2016

Big shit on the ground

Used when you dont know what to say but want the conversation to be funny or sarcastic

Person 1: *tells joke*
Person 2: Big Shit On The Ground

by justin mizuhara March 14, 2023

Scraping my soul on the ground

A phrase used for when you are forced to complete a task you're fundamentally opposed to or one of great moral dilemma.

Yeah, it felt like I was scraping my soul on the ground, but she's better off knowing her husbands unfaithful.

by RainbowTrout14 June 10, 2023

Coffee Grounding

The reverse of tea bagging, when some some dips their mouth up and down on someone's balls.

Yo I heard Adam K. Was coffee grounding Wil S. so hard last night.

by arandomplatypus February 22, 2015

Higher Ground

Four years of wasted effort.

*Plays quarter notes in 4/4 on a guitar: E E G A*
"Wow look how easy that was to play. Higher Ground isn't too hard to play on guitar."
"Yea imagine how embarrassing it would be if you learned guitar for 4 years and you couldn't play 3 open string notes in quarters. Thank God that I, a decent human being who respects everyone's effort and money poured into me, can do something this easy."

by rivsaj123 ahahahahahahaha October 26, 2017