muffin-top

The phenomenon resulting from the trend in tight low-rise jeans coupled with midriff baring shirts on girls who should not be wearing them, causing a spillage of fat resembling the top of a muffin spilling out of its paper.
Dude, did you see that girl walking by? she totally had a muffin-top!
by huelotim January 17, 2007
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mushroom top

Term used to describe when fat chicks wear hip hugger pants and a short shirt. It describes the layer of fat that pokes out all the way around the mid section.
Don't you want to lick butter off that mushroom top?
by Matt Booya November 18, 2005
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cotton tops

referring to a group of old ladies, generally with big white poufy hair.
That city bus is taking a grouop of cotton tops to the lunch buffet.
by Foxypook June 18, 2006
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old top

Refering to an older person.
Howd it going old top..
by www.yzzerdd_3w_3z_and_2d April 30, 2015
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Roof Top

A Roof Top is simillar to an upper decker which is deficating in the upper tank of the toilet exept a Roof Top is the act of leaving the turd on the top of the water tank lid. Sometimes called "Shingling the roof"
by flax64 December 08, 2009
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Grey Top

Word used to describe a person sporting grey hair, usually due to old age. Its commonly used in a club or bar setting to describe certain individuals who frighten away the clientele. It usually follows adjectives suck as sleazy, creepy, or greasy.
A Grey Top could be your creepy uncle who is still single and stares at teens at the local bar. Pretty much anyone sitting at perv row in a strip club is usually a Grey top. etc
by Stephan B November 29, 2005
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Top 8

A new feature added on to MySpace. Where anyone who comes to your site can see who u have as your "top 8" friends are. In my opinion this was a bad move by Tom or whoever. Why? Because this will lead to violence in friends, maybe friendship might break up, bf/gf relationships may break up, best friends will argue over the fact they are not #1 in the list. Many bad things can happen.
GF - YO WDF y u got some blonde chick as #1 and me as #2
BF - Oh im sorry i didnt mean to....it jus we known each other since childhood....
GF - WDF i dont give a fuck ...bitch fuck u...

TOP 8 = BAD MOVE
by XXXKillemhardXXX March 20, 2006
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