kick the dog

To endanger a relationship through thougtless or insensitive behaviour. Usually used in the past tense, after the relationship has in fact ended due to said behaviour.
If I forget the missus's birthday I will really kick the dog.
I can't believe I forgot the missus's birthday. I really kicked the dog this time.
by JJJJ April 24, 2006
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kick in the door

to run into a party or room acting like you gonna kill somebody
lets kick in the door, were gonna kick in the door at the dance tonight
by Sean Simmons May 11, 2004
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kick off

by Anonymous August 13, 2003
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Shits and Kicks

Just another way to say "Shits and Giggles" but Shits and Kicks flows off the tongue better. It still means the same thing, just for the hell of it.
Person A: "Why did they send me a check for 5 cents?"

Person B: "Ehh, just for Shits and Kicks."
by Amanda aka Mrs. Sneaky Butcher November 19, 2010
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rare kicks

shoes that are hard to find. BAPES, A Bathing Ape, Bape Sta, Ice Creams, K1X chief gliders, city air force ones, nike reebok and adidas in rare colors. players shoes. Limited edition shoes. Shoes no longer sold.
damn did u see that guys rare kicks. there are only 1000 in the world!
by G E O Ft Wear35 April 05, 2005
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Spartan Kick

Adj.) A kick of tremendous power to the region of the chest.(preferably over a bottomless pit)
Holy Crap! did you see Jimmy get Spartan kicked just then? It was intense!

Jimmy, I'm going to Spartan kick you if you don't stop
by jimmy joe jim bob December 06, 2007
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gunt kick

A hard, "Bruce Lee cross-kick style" kick to a fat bitch's gunt. Used in self defense after a fat bitch gets drunk and thinks she has a chance with you. If you don't know what a gunt is, look it up.
I was at this party one time and this fat bitch named Terry* "Fatty" McGatty came up and drunkly told me that she wanted to fuck me, right in front my slimmer girlfriend. So, as any man of sound mind and body would do, I gave her a hard Gunt Kick, grabbed my girl by the hand and ran like hell. Everyone saw it. My buddy Sherwin later told me "It was the Gunt Kick heard around the world". *first name changed
by ArmyDave October 01, 2006
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