testing the woodchipper

Anal sex.

He was testing the woodchipper.

by MantarayViper March 5, 2017

pasta test

A simple way to test how loose or tight an anus is. Simply stick as many pieces of dry pasta in the anus as you can without breaking any. Anything over 30 is usually a fail. Use angel hair if your really picky

Mark: how was fucking that chick last night?
Dave: I had to call it off she failed the pasta test
Steve: Damn that sucks

by Batboykidman October 10, 2017

Test Lag

Similar to Jet Lag; the dull and sleepy sensation one gets from taking a long test. Ranges from Minor Test Lag to Intense Test Lag.

Betty-Marie fell asleep as soon as she got home; she had some Major Test Lag!

by anti.DOT December 17, 2009

caber test

a test of strength. From the caber toss, wherein one tosses the caber to prove how strong one is.

He thinks that the exams are a caber test.

by uttam maharjan December 17, 2011

Carti Test

When you're on a first date and you play Playboi Carti music to see wether your date will vibe with the songs or not. It may include similar artists like DESTROY LONELY, Kankan etc...

This girl totally passed the Carti test! I want her.

by Zahyo March 3, 2023

Big Testes

Something you say when you feel very confident about a risky situation

I had big testes when my friend dared me to do something.

by Scott360 April 11, 2017

animal testing

Basically experimenting on animals… Which makes so fucking angry.

That motherfucking ass. He was animal testing on a fucking innocent animal.

by HAISHSISHOSHWOSHISHSIHSIE June 7, 2021