Crab Hammer

The act of binding a persons hands and feet or until the person is totally restrained, then a crab or any other crustacean with pincers is inserted into the pants (crochial region) and is let loose, preferably angrily, after this is done there must be punching of the croch which induces pain (sometimes pleasure) and also increased anger to the crustacean.

Billy wouldn't give me my damn tree fiddy so we decided to give him a good ol' fashion crab hammer!

by Ultad January 07, 2008

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smashed crab

The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.

by Melissa Yardley September 04, 2003

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reverse crab

while having sex, both partners are on all fours, belly up, and join sphincters so the male may shit in the female's anus or vagina, or the male may use a partially excreted fecal phalus in place of his penis.

I pulled out and turd fucked her with a reverse crab.

by vuducat December 15, 2007

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Boston Crab

When one is performing coitus on a pregnant female from the rear, one tapes knives to his hands while the female isn't looking. Then one flips the female on her back and using his "knife hands" proceeds to rip the baby out of her. The man is now cover in blood and has rudimentary claws and is presumably in Boston, well not really.

A coked up midget told Josh Landes all about the Boston Crab.

by The Percher November 17, 2008

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