couch corn

similar to couch potato but it's used for people who go to cinema a lot.

-Have you watched the movie 'Alice in Wonderland'
-I'm not a couch corn like you to go and see whatever is produced.

by Alishahbaz June 04, 2010

Couch-poor

Forced to find money buried in the couch to purchase a cup of coffee or cigarettes. A typical characteristic among artists, ski-bums and Phish-heads.

After spending all night at the bar, she woke up to realize that she was now couch-poor.

by OhMyGaper October 24, 2009

couch mexican

When you have a woman kneel over a couch/sofa, then proceed to insert a burrito inside her vagina.

"Hey Gurl, wanna preform Couch Mexican tonight after The Wire?"

"Dude, me and Jennifer preformed so much Couch Mexican last night."

by dildofaggggins November 20, 2013

couch chuggin

To couch chug is to chug the crevices of a couch as one would normally “beer” Keeva is the world Champion at 10min 13.58sec

Keeva is the best at couch chuggin.

by Keeva Rules December 21, 2022

Couch Barnacle

Someone who overstays their welcome after you let them sleep on your couch

Stuart stopped having keg parties because he always woke up with couch barnacles.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

cough couch

when your asked if you’re going somewhere

are you going to the store?

cough couch yes/cough couch no

by poopei October 06, 2020

Red Couched

Its where your left leg is on the arm rest and ur right leg kneeling on the seats, and constantly getting penetrated by a penis On a red couch with jewels and diamonds in the United Kingdom. Also known as getting royally fucked.

I just red couched Victor at the garden party

by yuqg on IG May 27, 2021