by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021
Get the Couch surfermug. A person who enjoys the fine activity of going down on a very large ladie’s private parts. Also known as a moose knuckle hero.
“Dude, did you hit that big broad last last night?” “No bro, I just ate at the moose lodge.” “Dude, you totally are a couch eater.”
by The duke785 April 27, 2019
Get the couch eatermug. The state of knowing nothing.
The only knowledge one has amassed is what's been learned through the TV.
The only knowledge one has amassed is what's been learned through the TV.
by catsarecool383 December 19, 2010
Get the couch knowledgemug. Nobody really knows what it means, but it's not good. Insult perfection that completely bewilders the senses.
Me: "Marjorie Taylor Greene is an absolute ham couch."
MTG Supporter: "Well, you are... pshhh... you..."
MTG Supporters wife: "Honey, why don't say something?"
MTG Supporter: "I would, but what's a ham couch. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. Quick!"
Supporters wife: "Whatever it means, it isn't good..."
MTG Supporter to me: "Yeah... Yeah? Well, you're stupid!"
Me: "Whatever, ham couch."
Police: "What's the problem here?"
MTG Supporter: "He called me a ham couch!"
Police: "What does that even mean?"
MTG Supporter: "Well, hell, I don't know, but it's not good!"
Police to me: "You, knock it off."
Police to MTG Supporter: "And you, stop being such a ham couch."
MTG Supporter: "Well, you are... pshhh... you..."
MTG Supporters wife: "Honey, why don't say something?"
MTG Supporter: "I would, but what's a ham couch. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. Quick!"
Supporters wife: "Whatever it means, it isn't good..."
MTG Supporter to me: "Yeah... Yeah? Well, you're stupid!"
Me: "Whatever, ham couch."
Police: "What's the problem here?"
MTG Supporter: "He called me a ham couch!"
Police: "What does that even mean?"
MTG Supporter: "Well, hell, I don't know, but it's not good!"
Police to me: "You, knock it off."
Police to MTG Supporter: "And you, stop being such a ham couch."
by WaxorWolf February 12, 2023
Get the ham couchmug. Someone or a group of people who have little to no understanding of the concepts behind the functionality of Crossfit and thus feels the need to bash it due to ignorance.
Guy 1: Wow crossfit sucks, I don't see how you can call it a workout without spending hours on end at a gym (globo gym).
Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.
Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.
by VE007 February 6, 2010
Get the The Almighty Couchmug. To couch chug is to chug the crevices of a couch as one would normally “beer” Keeva is the world Champion at 10min 13.58sec
by Keeva Rules December 21, 2022
Get the couch chugginmug. Couch Patting is when you are so munged out at a gig you pat the couch to get a girl to sit next you rather than string up a conversation. This Couch Patting has been coined by a young man named Arnold. He has perfected this couch patting in such way it has allowed him to spend an entire weekend with the coolest chicks around and has provided him with friend recommendations in Sydney.
by Nita81 October 17, 2011
Get the Couch Pattingmug.