sober as a stone

you’re stone cold sober

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!

by stoneluver January 20, 2021

ben stone

ben stone is a very loud man, he greets audiences by saying “HELLO MY NAME IS BEN STONE”

hey did you hear ben stones speech?

omg yeh the whole world heard it

by benstone28 April 28, 2020

Re-Stone

Smoke after an argument, or an accident, or anything that is a buzzkill

Damn Butch, getting pulled over by that cop was a real buzzkill, we need to get to your house and re-Stone

by Jeanne C November 22, 2010

Brain of stone

To be Indecisive.

Or unlikeable; selfish.

" Is that Vanessa? I heard she has a Brain of stone!" I heard too.

by hollowlungs October 28, 2022

stone eagle

a group of cold blooded motherfuckers

DAMN look at that stone eagle over there fucking shit up

by tttt894 November 28, 2017

Eric Stoned

When you suck the fart out of your significant others ass, and blow it in their face.

OMG, he totally eric stoned me!!!

by Fogle67 January 27, 2018

Hag-stone

An incredibly hard stool, which is almost impossible to pass. So called either because it could only have been caused by witchcraft, or because it is so painful to expel that the sufferer’s face is contorted into a permanent grimace.

I barely slept - I was up all night with aching guts, trying to push out a massive hag-stone. I'll have to go to my GP if the suppositories don't shift it.

by DOGMAD June 29, 2018