Internet Period

When one's internet runs slow for a few days and becomes annoying

Guy 1: I downloaded this album and it took me a day

Guy 2: your internet has been shit for the past few days

Guy 1: Yeah its on its internet period I can't be bothered with it

by really! August 18, 2009

Period of Reflection

The time spent repeatedly observing one's image reflected from the inside bottom of a whiskey glass as one empties the contents. i.e., becoming intoxicated by imbibing a great deal of spirituous liquor.

Ben Franklin's decision to fly a kite in a thunderstorm, thus 'discovering' electricity likely followed an extended period of reflection.

After last night's period of reflection, I found myself returning to consciousness in the middle of Central Park, naked. Which is odd, as I started out last night in Pittsburgh.

by TheBear! June 25, 2015

Refapse period

When one would stop fapping but then have a period in which they come back and start masturbating again.

Person 1: Bro I had a major refapse period last night
Person 2: bro i thought you remained fapstinent

by TRILL CLINTON May 18, 2015

jumbo period

When you miss a period and then the next month is an overwhelming flood of blood.

"Damn girl, my cramps are horrible!" "You think your cramps are bad? I have a jumbo period!"

by makehimsquirt January 29, 2015

Hootie Period

Hootie Period (who-tee peer-ee-uhd) n. The time in which "country girls", exclusively date black men. These women typically experience this between the ages of 18 & 25 but have been known to do so well into their golden years. These tend to fluctuate sporadically, depending on the privilege & status levels of said "country girl". Not to be confused with the sexual move/position, in which a large black man deflowers a little woman whilst wearing a cowboy hat & ass-less chaps.

Billie Jo: "Didja see Mary Ann and her new Cowboy Troy yesterday? She getta bigger one ev'ry six months!"
Laurel: "Oh, she jus goin' thru her Hootie Period. Ma'ma just ended hers after Tyreese was born."

by Victor Mateo Trench December 31, 2014

1st period

The worst part of the day that just gets you prepared for 4 more days of the week filled with pain and tourture.

In 1st period i was sad knowing ill have to do this 5 morw times 4 days, of every week

by Bapy boomer December 27, 2019

period puncher

a person who sucks as much as periods do and is like a punch in the stomach

Did you see how annoying Jenna was she's a period puncher.

by Leah Larson December 1, 2015