the ugly one

1- The One who is ugly.

2- A member of the Teen Girl Squad, a cartoon drawn by Strong Bad.

1- That duckling is the ugly one.

2- Cheerleader! So-and-so! What's-her-face! The Ugly One!!!!

by aaronak November 5, 2004

have one

short for "have a good one," which itself is, of course, short for "have a good day."

Johnny: "See you tomorrow Bill"

Bill "Have one!"

by Watchful October 30, 2008

Army of One

Likely the most honest US military commercial ever broadcast. Although the intended message is undecipherable, a soldier running through the dessert by himself, to anybody who has been in the Army recently, the message is clear. YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN AND YOUR ASS IS IN GREAT DANGER - How the fuck did I get myself into this mess?.

The people here hate me. Many are trying to kill me. What the fuck are we here for, anyway? I don't want to be an army of one anymore. Give me some ruby slippers and get me back home.

by Sal McCloud February 13, 2006

One Under

A term usually used amongst London Underground staff, a one under is a person who has either intentionally or accidentally become trapped underneath a tube train. This action causes large delays.

Most one unders are suicide attempts, but occasionally accidental. A lot of one unders are fatal, but the 'luckier' people are just badly mangled by the sharp bits underneath the train.

There are anti-suicide measures put in place on many London Underground lines including deep trenches and glass barriers. The trenches are so that people can't easily lie on the tracks and people who accidentally fall can protect themselves by lying in the trenches, and the glass barrier doors only open when a train is on the platform.

We have another one under at Stepney Green station.

by Okonius October 19, 2007

one cup

Euphamism/idiom used in describing someone so hot you would eat their poo in reference to the infamous "two girls one cup" video that made more people puke than Rosie O'Donnell in a lingerie... an impressive feat.

Blanka: That stripper was ridiculously hot. If she didn't have like 23 STD's I'd one cup her.

Guile: Shit that just adds to the flavor man, I'd totally 1 cup her. Sonic Boom!

by testicles...that is all November 25, 2007

One-Trick

Over watch term based off the saying “one trick pony”. Used to describe a person who only plays one hero and never switches off.

I hate a genii one-trick that never switches to healer; it could really help out the team if they played mercy.

by Dead_Meme August 5, 2019

Them ones

A phrase used to describe a commmon incident that others can usually relate to.

Them ones when you need a poo, but hold it in because you are too busy to poo.

Or

Them ones when you randomly get a boner on the bus...

by Mechadream December 30, 2011