I'm Flat

I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.

"I came in to today long Euros and short Google, now I'm flat on both".

by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022

I'm upchucking

the male orgasm

Ah guh, AH guh, I'm UPCHUCKING......uhhhhh

by pingdingo May 30, 2021

I'm on ya

I get it, I understand.

Submitted "You on me" in 2017 and as it caught on, "I'm on ya" is a standard response. Had to make it official!

Dude, do you get what I'm sayin'? Oh yea, I'm on ya!

by Signguy2 July 6, 2018

I'm a Sandwich

Saying that you're a sandwich is the equivalent to saying that you're a submissive in a BDSM relationship. It can also mean that you have to desire to he in the previously mentioned relationship in which you are the submissive

Jonah: I'm a sandwich
Oliver: What does that mean?
Jonah: It means I want my girlfriend to peg me

by I'm_A_Sandwich January 5, 2022

I'm Deceased

A Reddit award used to reward something that is extremely hilarious.

"I'm Deceased" Award
Call an ambulance. I'm laughing too hard.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 12, 2022

I'm Creeping

(v) The act of watching a live Facebook Live Gaming stream without commenting. Often paired with the "sus" eyes emoji. This can be seen in various live gaming streams, as well as when watching CreepyHorseman.

I'm Creeping 👀

by CaptMike3 January 25, 2022

I'm game

"I'm all for it"
"Yeah, I'll do that"

"Hey man you wanna go steal some donuts from Spudnuts?"

"You know I'm game..."

by Amuckone April 27, 2004