by Im strange sorry September 15, 2015
Get the Sexmug. by Midnnant January 11, 2016
Get the sexmug. A man sticks his erect penis (hard penis) into a womens wet vag. he goes in and out in and out in and out and so on. He cums in her. She gets pregnant cuz they both are stupid teenagers. He leaves her. She is doomed and all in all she never really enjoyed it.... Sad sad world we live in.
Josh and Michelle had sex last night. It was good sex for the 2 inexperienced teenagers.
12 weeks later Michelle is pregnant and Josh is no where to be seen.
12 weeks later Michelle is pregnant and Josh is no where to be seen.
by Whoareyouwhoami? May 2, 2009
Get the sexmug. what my girlfriend won't give me.
by oneoneone July 22, 2008
Get the sexmug. by X. Li January 23, 2007
Get the Sexmug. 1. the act of deriving pleasure from shoving a penis into an orifice.
2. the act of pleasuring a man or woman's anal area.
3. the act of pleasuring a female's genital area.
4. any process in nature that involves a male gamete and female oocyte that results in the production of an offspring.
2. the act of pleasuring a man or woman's anal area.
3. the act of pleasuring a female's genital area.
4. any process in nature that involves a male gamete and female oocyte that results in the production of an offspring.
Examples
1. (i) I like it when a girl puts on heels and I have sex with her feet.
(ii) I just put seran wrap inside my car's exhaust pipe and I am humping it. I am having sex with my car.
(iii) I caught a dolphin and I am fucking her hole. I am having sex with a dolphin.
(iv) The shephard enjoys having sex with his animals by sneaking up on them at night.
(v) My dog humps the hole in the tree trunk. It likes having sex with the tree.
(vi) I jerk off three times a day. Having sex with myself makes me tired.
(vii) I talk to girls in chatrooms and have virtual sex with them. I am not actually shoving my cock up their ass, but in my mind I am virtually doing it.
(viii) Bill Clinton put his cock in Monica Lewinsky's mouth. He had oral sex with Monica Lewinsky.
2. I had a kid shove a broom up my ass. Broom sex is awesome.
3. (i) I am rubbing my clit against the rough sofa. I'm having sex with the sofa.
(ii) I am rubbing my pussy against my roomate's clit. We're having lesbian sex.
(iii) Bubba just shoved a cigar up my vagina. He is fucking me with a cigar.
4. (i) The pollination between two flowers or of one flower with itself is a sexual act.
(ii) Artifical insemination can be considered to be sex in a tube or petri dish.
(iii) A paramecium that splits in two is not reproducing sexually, but asexually.
1. (i) I like it when a girl puts on heels and I have sex with her feet.
(ii) I just put seran wrap inside my car's exhaust pipe and I am humping it. I am having sex with my car.
(iii) I caught a dolphin and I am fucking her hole. I am having sex with a dolphin.
(iv) The shephard enjoys having sex with his animals by sneaking up on them at night.
(v) My dog humps the hole in the tree trunk. It likes having sex with the tree.
(vi) I jerk off three times a day. Having sex with myself makes me tired.
(vii) I talk to girls in chatrooms and have virtual sex with them. I am not actually shoving my cock up their ass, but in my mind I am virtually doing it.
(viii) Bill Clinton put his cock in Monica Lewinsky's mouth. He had oral sex with Monica Lewinsky.
2. I had a kid shove a broom up my ass. Broom sex is awesome.
3. (i) I am rubbing my clit against the rough sofa. I'm having sex with the sofa.
(ii) I am rubbing my pussy against my roomate's clit. We're having lesbian sex.
(iii) Bubba just shoved a cigar up my vagina. He is fucking me with a cigar.
4. (i) The pollination between two flowers or of one flower with itself is a sexual act.
(ii) Artifical insemination can be considered to be sex in a tube or petri dish.
(iii) A paramecium that splits in two is not reproducing sexually, but asexually.
by sukebe January 23, 2007
Get the sexmug. sex 12294 up, 3566 down
Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Sometimes sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs.
One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my pants. "Sharon.." I said, overcome with joy and pleasure. "Don't say a word." She said with an angry tone in her voice. She immediately took off my pants and I felt a bit shocked. I couldn't wait until we had some sex. She licked my cock until I was hard and then she took off her thong. She was soaking wet. Her vagina was a bit fuzzy, but not too hairy. It was a dark brown color. Her pussy was bright pink. She demanded me to get on my knees and eat her out. I gladly agreed and she was screaming and moaning with joy. At that point I just shoved her to the ground and slid my penis into her pussy. "Faster, FASTER! Harder, HAAARDER!" She screamed. "Oooooh! Aaaaaaaah! Don't stop, Steve!" Just the sound of her voice made me fucking horny. I threw her on the bed and all of a sudden the doorbell rang. I went to the door with my dick hanging out and it was a beautiful blonde with no shirt on. She had huge breasts. This must have been the luckiest day of my life. She threw me on the floor and said "FUCK ME!" I went in and out of her hairless pussy faster and harder than I could have fucked anyone. "I have to join! I'm just too fucking horny!" Sharon screamed. The blonde, Christine, demanded Sharon to eat her out. "Gladly!" Sharon screamed. I was watching for a few minutes, pleasuring myself. I was fucking Sharon in the ass, while Sharon was eating Christine out. This went on for about an hour, and by that time I needed some of Christine. I fucked her in the pussy until I had finally cummed. I gave them both facials and they swallowed all of my cum. I was so happy. They were both soaking wet by the time I was through with them. It was the most fun I had ever had in my life.
That was from a website
Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Sometimes sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs.
One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my pants. "Sharon.." I said, overcome with joy and pleasure. "Don't say a word." She said with an angry tone in her voice. She immediately took off my pants and I felt a bit shocked. I couldn't wait until we had some sex. She licked my cock until I was hard and then she took off her thong. She was soaking wet. Her vagina was a bit fuzzy, but not too hairy. It was a dark brown color. Her pussy was bright pink. She demanded me to get on my knees and eat her out. I gladly agreed and she was screaming and moaning with joy. At that point I just shoved her to the ground and slid my penis into her pussy. "Faster, FASTER! Harder, HAAARDER!" She screamed. "Oooooh! Aaaaaaaah! Don't stop, Steve!" Just the sound of her voice made me fucking horny. I threw her on the bed and all of a sudden the doorbell rang. I went to the door with my dick hanging out and it was a beautiful blonde with no shirt on. She had huge breasts. This must have been the luckiest day of my life. She threw me on the floor and said "FUCK ME!" I went in and out of her hairless pussy faster and harder than I could have fucked anyone. "I have to join! I'm just too fucking horny!" Sharon screamed. The blonde, Christine, demanded Sharon to eat her out. "Gladly!" Sharon screamed. I was watching for a few minutes, pleasuring myself. I was fucking Sharon in the ass, while Sharon was eating Christine out. This went on for about an hour, and by that time I needed some of Christine. I fucked her in the pussy until I had finally cummed. I gave them both facials and they swallowed all of my cum. I was so happy. They were both soaking wet by the time I was through with them. It was the most fun I had ever had in my life.
That was from a website
by cockfuckingsonofabitch December 26, 2008
Get the Sexmug.