Please Call Me Red Scarf

Subreddit run by the partially communist eris where people can't decide if they are maoists or khruschevists

is Please Call Me Red Scarf actually communist?

by anonymouse134 February 07, 2021

Please stop harassing my son on facebook

used by women who hate far left truth.

Stop or i will please stop harassing my son on facebook you
me: oh no! who asked!

by coolperson9293 May 15, 2023

double pleased

someone who is double jonted and pleasures themselves.

cletus; I was watch'n a porn last night and this girl was lick'n her asshole and eating her own pussy. She doubled pleased herself.

clem; I saw a porn where a guy double pleased hiself by swallowing his own cock and balls!

by driver_im8 December 06, 2010

Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches

Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger

by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023

Pass the mustard please

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy

Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table

by Yahyheeet January 08, 2020

Please stand by

Amanda’s song (OKAYCAVE). Literally owns the rights to the song. There’s nothing more to it

Have you heard the song please stand by by chase atlantic?

Yeah that’s AMANDAs song. You know OKAYCAVE on twitter

by Xxchaseatlanticxx November 14, 2021

Please stfu

A phrase used when one simply can not come up with a proper comeback.Can also be used when scared or simply embarrassed to try and dissolve the situation (fails often).Commonly used by -north korean genesis (aka eduardo el culito)

-Adrian please stfu
-bro just please stfu
Bro stfu

by xxXbelieberXxx June 17, 2022