To endanger a relationship through thougtless or insensitive behaviour. Usually used in the past tense, after the relationship has in fact ended due to said behaviour.
If I forget the missus's birthday I will really kick the dog.
I can't believe I forgot the missus's birthday. I really kicked the dog this time.
I can't believe I forgot the missus's birthday. I really kicked the dog this time.
by JJJJ July 30, 2008
Get the kick the dogmug. by Sean Simmons May 11, 2004
Get the kick in the doormug. 
Just another way to say "Shits and Giggles" but Shits and Kicks flows off the tongue better. It still means the same thing, just for the hell of it.
by Amanda aka Mrs. Sneaky Butcher November 21, 2010
Get the Shits and Kicksmug. shoes that are hard to find. BAPES, A Bathing Ape, Bape Sta, Ice Creams, K1X chief gliders, city air force ones, nike reebok and adidas in rare colors. players shoes. Limited edition shoes. Shoes no longer sold.
by G E O Ft Wear35 April 4, 2005
Get the rare kicksmug. Holy Crap! did you see Jimmy get Spartan kicked just then? It was intense!
Jimmy, I'm going to Spartan kick you if you don't stop
Jimmy, I'm going to Spartan kick you if you don't stop
by jimmy joe jim bob January 4, 2008
Get the Spartan Kickmug. A hard, "Bruce Lee cross-kick style" kick to a fat bitch's gunt. Used in self defense after a fat bitch gets drunk and thinks she has a chance with you. If you don't know what a gunt is, look it up.
I was at this party one time and this fat bitch named Terry* "Fatty" McGatty came up and drunkly told me that she wanted to fuck me, right in front my slimmer girlfriend. So, as any man of sound mind and body would do, I gave her a hard Gunt Kick, grabbed my girl by the hand and ran like hell. Everyone saw it. My buddy Sherwin later told me "It was the Gunt Kick heard around the world". *first name changed
by ArmyDave October 1, 2006
Get the gunt kickmug.