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can't-can't

When you're trying to play a song and you fail miserably. For reference, the can-can is a well known dance, and band directors often have students play it.
"Wow, you played so badly!"
"Yeah, that was more of a can't-can't than a can-can, know what I'm saying?"
by andpeggyyyy September 27, 2017
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Can't

Put those soda can'ts into the recycling.
by Gangster Twinks April 19, 2018
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Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.
by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016
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Can't stump the Trump

When you call someone racist, biggot, nazi, commie, dumb, loser... Say that he eats children, hates humanity...

When everyone knows that you lie and right man wins.
Harry Potter knew that while Dumledoor alive, evil guys can't stump the Trump.
by Socrates Dictionares January 24, 2017
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Can't Control Time

Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.
7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time
by DarthFox January 31, 2017
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I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
by Candyswrites January 3, 2020
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medi-can't

procedures that fall under the category of "not medically necessary"
So, sir, about vision in your other eye...we just medi-can't because it's still attached to the socket. Please feel free to call us when it pops out. Here's a ping-pong ball and a pack of gum, just in case
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