cream of beef

meat injected facial cream, aka cum

I thought the night was going quite uneventful but out of nowhere he gave me the cream of beef.

by catlover89 June 22, 2021

WEINER BEEF

A phrase commonly used to identify nonsense; utter bullshit. Can also be used to describe cuckery.

“Wow, smells like wiener beef in here”
(Directed at a group of inferior males upon entering a room)
“Bro, this game is weiner beef”

by Pappihamslapper September 1, 2021

Beef Truffles

A massive, beefy shit one takes after engorging on Brazilian red meats at a Brazilian steakhouse. Hallmarked by the accompanying beefy farts.

I ate so much meat at the Brazilian steakhouse last night at our company party that I was dropping beef truffles at 35,000 ft on my flight home. The pilot almost had to drop the oxygen masks for passenger relief.

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2018

beef pit

Another word for vagina...

He put his penis in to my well greased beef pit.

by Jesus Soldier June 11, 2006

Beef Spank

Smacking a fat girls ass

Hey, did you hear Tom gave Courtney a good ole beef spank yesterday.

by Banana1996 October 16, 2021

beef in the lair

When you see Grandad eating a burger in your basement

Wanna go get some beef in the lair?

by Real_Big_Cheese November 6, 2015

Random Beef

When one has an unspecified hatred or dislike for another when this person has done nothing wrong. derived from the words beef, as in being moody with someone and random to imply spontaneity

marty: hey john
john:...
marty: i wonder why hes got random beef with me

by Puff Puff Parsnip May 1, 2012